The 3 city's

Lake side, river side and mountain side. If there was a picture to describe "rivalry" these three sister cities would be next to the definition in the dictionary. Many a pair of undies had been torn between the schools of each town, as well as wet ears, and burnt hair from noogies, and wet hair from swirliest. It just seems that no matter what generation these towns just can NOT get along! Older collage students visiting back home, parents, and even historic accounts of what may be the first atomic wedgie ever given!! Oh yes there have been victims found hanging from the large lighthouse outside of river side (always a favorite for the town) the barn outside lakeside (always a favorite for the town) or of course a trip on the ski lift outside of mountain side (always a... You get the just).

Now you may be asking yourself "wear are these marvelous cities where I can see girls hanging by there undies on every corner" well my friend no one quite knows! It seems that every map maker in America forgets to mention these cities! Crazy right!! Yet they do indeed exists west in the state of Orogen about 20 miles from the border of Canada.

RIVERSIDE
the most "blue collar" of the three cities would defiantly be River side. being the closest to be ocean the town thrives on its exports of fish, crab, shrimp basically anything that swims they got it. Although the city is hard working and might be considered "low class" compared to the residence of mountain side the girls from the Riverside Highschool have a fighting  spirit like no other!! Or as Kali would explain it "the only reason why they wrestle so much is to stay inside from the smell of fish!"

MOUNTAIN SIDE.
The cities all vary in personality and identity but if it comes to the odd one out it would have to be Mountain side. With its booming skiing industries the city has thrived through think and thin and Emerged as a "white collar" "artisan" city with the highest earning of the three cities... "Basically the towns full of snobbish rich kids with snow up there panties"... As Kali would put it

LAKESIDE
The city that started it all! Before the invention of computers, phones or indoor plumbing there was Lakeside settled by the pioneers with just there grit, strength and elbow grease!... The reputation did not stick... Lately the city fell behind its sister city's, unable to compete with there more booming industries. its once thriving... Corn maze industry... (*pinches nose* _{god the old times sucked} ) simply were not "cool" or "interesting" or "fun" to compete with the amusement park built by "TUGS inc" that mountain side is known for. the city also lost most of its pioneer spirit although a tradition of wrestling still stands on the boys wrestling team being one of the most popular in the state the girls on the otherHand...Let's just say have less funding...